幽默哲理英文短句名言警句

幽默有趣又富含哲理性的名言警句12则，很适合应用在写作上喔。同时，也希望某些能给你带来生活上的启示，要做的事情还有那么多，总要对自己好一点，不是么？

1.A dress is like a barbed fence, it protects the premises without restricting the view. 服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。

2.Love the neighbor. but don't get caught.

要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。

3.A friend in need is a friend indeed.

患难见真知。

4.God made relatives; thank god we can choose our friends.

神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

5.Hard work never killed anybody. but why take the risk? " “

努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。

6.Money is not everything. there‘s mastercard & visa.

钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

7.Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。

8.Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours! "

“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。

9.There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

10.Where there is a life,there is a way.

有志者事竟成。

11.Success is a relative term. it brings so many relatives.

成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。

12.Living without goal is like sailing without a compass.没有目标的生活就如同没有罗盘的航行。